wildnights-aremyglory

wildnights-aremyglory:

I JUST WANT A NORMAL NICE MAN TO DATE WHO ISN’T SOCIALLY AWKWARD OR UNCOMFORTABLY WEIRD AND WHO HAS A LAUGH THAT DOESN’T WANT TO MAKE ME CLAW MY EYES OUT AND WHO HAS MANLY HANDS AND WHO IS TALLER THAN ME BUT ONLY BY A LITTLE AND WHO IS OPPOSITE MY PERSONALITY IN MANY WAYS BUT SHARES MY MORAL VALUES AND WHO ISN’T WEIRDLY SKINNY AND WHO HAS NICE ARMS AND TANS WELL AND LIKES TO TRAVEL OR BE OUTSIDE AND WHO UNDERSTANDS ME AND STILL LIKES ME BUT ISN’T A DOUCHE IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK

I JUST WANT A NORMAL NICE MAN TO DATE WHO ISN’T SOCIALLY AWKWARD OR UNCOMFORTABLY WEIRD AND WHO HAS A LAUGH THAT DOESN’T WANT TO MAKE ME CLAW MY EYES OUT AND WHO HAS MANLY HANDS AND WHO IS TALLER THAN ME BUT ONLY BY A LITTLE AND WHO IS OPPOSITE MY PERSONALITY IN MANY WAYS BUT SHARES MY MORAL VALUES AND WHO ISN’T WEIRDLY SKINNY AND WHO HAS NICE ARMS AND TANS WELL AND LIKES TO TRAVEL OR BE OUTSIDE AND WHO UNDERSTANDS ME AND STILL LIKES ME BUT ISN’T A DOUCHE IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK